I wouldn’t exactly proclaim myself a relationship expert, but after 3 very long-term relationships (10 years combined) and one dating show in the bag, I would put my advice up against any women’s publication out there. I’m serious – Have you read a Cosmo advice column lately? I’m pretty sure it’s either written by sadomasochistic 40 year-olds that have been recently dumped by their husbands for younger women or by ladies my age that sit by their phones, religiously watch/read He’s Just Not That Into You, and reinforce horrible dating techniques. Seriously, girls hate to play “The Game” but these magazines are encouraging them to play, albeit badly.
Awhile back I read an article; in either Cosmo or Allure, that encouraged girls to get the guy they wanted by surprising him with a hand job. A HANDJOB! What self-respecting female gives a hand job after high school? I, for one, have never even given a hj. In Jr. High, a best guy friend of mine enlightened me with the revelation that guys like hjs from themselves, a girl will never be able to do it like they can. After that advice, I never even bothered. I like to be skilled at the techniques that I use – If I’ll never be good at it – why even try? Why are women encouraging other women to do this? Why are guys not telling girls that it doesn’t feel that great? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Luckily for those currently dating, I am now making it my goal to prove that most of the relationship/dating advice you get from publications like Cosmo is total bullshit. Every week I'll call them out on their horrible advice, dispense my own advice and then even show their techniques in action with the help of my single and attractive friends. You're going down Cosmo...
Wow! Yeah, all "womens" mags ARE complete bullshit! but you come off sounding like a spoiled self centered jew cunt that attended some liberal dyke jewniversity! your "friend" is probably a total fudgepacking fag! all guys LOVE to get handjobs from chicks, it is always better than doing it ourselves! You should really try to give one, you might find that you like doing it and watching the "end" result up close, most REAL women who ENJOY sex with MEN DO enjoy giving them! ... btw, 3 relationships totaling 10 years does NOT make you a long term expert, it further shows how spoiled and selfish YOU really are! Dumb Bitches like YOU are why guy's deservingly slap dumb cunts around! City cunts ARE the worst and most boring in bed and ARE all full of shit! Please run back to Haifa now, stupid cause your gunna die lonely!
ReplyDeleteBTW, you need a lot more plastic surgery and maybe a few more nosejobs there miss ginsburg!
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